In tranquil Langwarrin South there resides a character by the name of Billy the Kid. Don’t be misled by the moniker; this Billy is no Wild West outlaw. He’s an oversize miniature goat with a penchant for playful antics.
According to owner Anita Smith, eight-year-old Billy is an endearing mix of warmth and cheekiness. He offers affection through a rather unconventional love language: a kiss followed by a hearty burp in your face. He also enjoys attempting to headbutt unsuspecting people who bend over in front of him, reminding everyone that he’s the boss of the paddock.
As with any beloved pet, Billy has his preferences, especially when it comes to food. While he can’t resist goat muesli – or, as Anita playfully dubs it, “goat crack” – he also has a soft spot for strawberries and apples. And he’s been known to nibble on the occasional bottom. Just another day in the life of a goat with an adventurous palate.
Life on acreage is an outdoor affair for Billy, although Anita is certain he dreams of being an indoor goat. He resides in a paddock the Smith family jokingly call “Goat-gatraz” after his history of escape attempts, and he keeps life interesting by ‘pruning’ the rose garden. He also has a special talent for producing pelleted garden manure, which he generously distributes throughout the property.
The best part of having Billy as a companion are the warm greetings Anita receives each morning, complete with a tail wag. These make up for his naughty moments, which include jumping in the car and raiding schoolbags for snacks while no one is looking.
If you’re considering bringing a goat like Billy into your life, Anita’s advice is straightforward: you’ll need some land, sturdy fencing and, most importantly, a good sense of humour. Anita is quick to admit that keeping up with her animal habit is a breeze when you’re married to a vet.
Billy the Kid and his antics are just one part of the delightful menagerie that makes their life in Langwarrin South so special.
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